Cole Palmer

It seems like the 23-year-old has gone to the barber and left halfway through the cut.

Having a different length on top compared to the back and side is, of course, very common, but this style doesn’t really suit him.

Without being too unkind, despite being a very talented footballer, Palmer does look rather goofy.



He doesn’t help himself by giving off a ‘Dumb and Dumber’ vibe with his current hairstyle.

Mikkel Damsgaard

It’s not really fair to highlight early male pattern baldness but the Dane doesn’t make any attempt to hide it by keeping his hair very short.

Damsgaard’s receding hairline could be covered up if he chose a different style, but perhaps he simply isn’t bothered by it.

That is admirable, but when you are playing in front of the cameras every week, it is something that people will notice.

Others, such as Wayne Rooney, went as far as having hair transplants during their careers, but Damsgaard has chosen not to go down that route so far.

David Tully

David Tully

David has worked as a football reporter for the last fifteen years. Having started as an intern at Snack Media, he then went on to become a freelancer, working on various different sites. At the start of 2023, he took up his current role as content writer for National World's Football News Network.